ISO hunter. Seeking real hunter to hunt my food for me. Will pay top dollar for use of bow & arrows, knife, or fishing pole. Fresh Roadkill ok, but NO supermarket food. Will do my own skinning.
This bold CL Ad has inspired me to make a short film. In this film a couple of city dwellers start a hunters club, undergo profound changes, and rise up in arms against the establishment. Roadkill OK, Asian babies fine, goats, cats, whatever isn't fast enough to run away from us. Pictures taken as proof of good successful endeavors, videos on youtube with anonymous smiles. New hunting styles will evolve quickly - off road jeep rodeo, lawnmower donkey chase, fb cyber sprawl, moghul tactics + google maps, nomadic techies. Soon everyone will go back to hunting because its healthy, cheaper, and green. Slender fit healthy hunter chicks will take over and kill the couch potato.
4 years ago
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